Case in point...

B was being unruly this afternoon and landed himself in a timeout in his bedroom.  It was past nap time for him so I left him for a few minutes to see if he would just pass out.  He was so quiet that I thought he had...then I opened his door to this...
He had ransacked his room and found a tin of diaper cream which I didn't even realize we still had kickin' around.  He tried various uses for this extremely thick white cream.  He painted the wall a bit, then wiped his hands on his clothes.  I guess he must have liked how the white highlighted his clothes because then he moved onto his curtains, and his rocking chair cushions.  When he was done and he had leftover white "paint" he decided to see how it would enhance his coif....

*I took these pictures after some lag time so that he doesn't think we are glorifying his naughty behaviour!
I swear, Curious George has nothing on this little monkey.  Sidenote: If your two year old tries this then shampoo will not work!  Try spraying vegetable oil on his head, let it sit for a while and then shampoo.  You may need to do this a few times.  About 30% of it is still in his hair after three shampoos and one very red scalp!

I also performed a dual pom-pom-ectomy last week to extract art supplies out of his nasal cavity.   Let's just say that we did the "good ol' press n' blow" and a tiny, slimy white pom-pom went shooting across the room.  Then for good measure we followed suit on the other side and out flew a globby yellow one.  It hit the wall before it slid to the floor.  Sorry, no pictures of that, though!